And now for something completely different

Merry Xmas

2004-12-16T20:52:08Z

Well, my car is back in the garage again, head gasket has decided to blow on me, plus I think there is a leak in the coolant system somewhere... thats £200+ down the drain.

Bloody DVD player has decided to stop working, thats another £90.

VCR is chewing more tapes than normal lately: £35

On a lighter note, got Sam a "Chinese Water Dragon" for xmas. (for those who are going 'A what???', heres a picture of one: http://www.nitrophotos.com/mu12.jpg). Its really cute, nervous, etc.... however don't go rushing out to buy one... cost a fortune for everything (vivarium, lamps, electrics, litter, food, etc, etc).

Got myself a nice little project underway also. [Cue Flashback]

At work and my supervisor is stressing over his laptop. He cant seem to get it to work, so I offered to take it to the shop and take a look at it. Gives me everything, leads, XP, etc. Anyway, when i get to the shop, the boss starts ranting and raving. Turns out that not only was it an illegal copy of Windows XP, but it was copied from the company. EEK! So anyway, my supervisor isnt happy with me now, and ..... bah, fuck it.

Anyway, ive got my project to work on, will keep me happy and will rake in the cash when its done. Woohooo :P

So, that's probably it from me until after xmas... working most of it :( Anyone reading this, I hope you have a nice holiday and stuff.

Merry New Year!!! :)

Computer Says No

2004-12-10T21:04:33Z

+1/ Who are you?
+2/ Are we friends?
+3/ When and how did we meet?
+4/ Do you have a crush on me?
+5/ Would you kiss me?
+6/ Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
+7/ Describe me in one word.
+8/ What was your first impression?
+9/ Do you still think that way about me now?
+10/ What reminds you of me?
+11/ If you could give me anything what would it be?
+12/ How well do you know me?
+13/ When's the last time you saw me?
+14/ Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
+15/ Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?

Rainbow's Innuendo

2004-12-08T20:07:38Z

Back in the 70's and 80's the top hit show for children was a weird thing called "Rainbow". Anyway, cutting a long story short, I found a clip of one of the earlier episodes... now, at a 'mature' age, i can see that it wasnt ALL for kids at all.

I urge you to watch this and see for yourself the sexual innuendo that we were fed as children. Enjoy :)

http://www.rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/rainbow_tv_episode.html

revpyro @ 2004-11-16T19:45:00

2004-11-16T19:45:51Z

A few simple words...

Bring Back 'LotN'! :(

The Reverand Returns...

2004-11-11T20:40:17Z

I admit that recently I have been neglecting that which brews inside me... almost to the point of uncontrollable inner rage at times (nothing physical and outward... more an inner battle). But despite that, a few .... feelings (??) have brought back something which I thought I had lost. My mind has been clouded by the need for financial security and success in the workplace, not that that is a bad thing, after all my family comes before everything, but I realise that I cannot ignore that which will not lay dormant.

Ok, enough crypticness.... Time for some brief random feeling quotes:

Change is coming, something small, however. A small change which will more than likely spiral either way.

I found a great 'get-rich' scheme... its call: Rob a bank.. lol, jk. Actually, ive been considering getting an investment. Some nest-egg to safe-guard me against our frail pension crisis. Would be nice to say I own a percentage of a company lol.

Ok, my mind is skipping again. A broken television..... or a hyperactive monkey flipping the channels.... bleh, i'll post more later probably.

I HATE MY CAR... ITS BREAKING ALREADY :(

revpyro @ 2004-10-27T19:48:00

2004-10-27T18:48:34Z

A while ago, i did a personality test (cant remember the link), and it said that I matched the "Mastermind" personality. So rare is this type that approximatly 1% of the population fall into it. lol, Anyway, here is a summary of the mastermind personality architype:

Of the four aspects of strategic analysis and definition, it is the contingency planning or entailment organizing role that reaches the highest development in Masterminds. Entailing or contingency planning is not an informative activity, rather it is a directive one in which the planner tells others what to do and in what order to do it. As the organizing capabilities the Masterminds increase so does their inclination to take charge of whatever is going on.

It is in their abilities that Masterminds differ from the other Rationals, while in most of their attitudes they are just like the others. However there is one attitude that sets them apart from other Rationals: they tend to be much more self-confident than the rest, having, for obscure reasons, developed a very strong will. They are rather rare, comprising no more than, say, one percent of the population. Being very judicious, decisions come naturally to them; indeed, they can hardly rest until they have things settled, decided, and set. They are the people who are able to formulate coherent and comprehensive contingency plans, hence contingency organizers or "entailers."

Masterminds will adopt ideas only if they are useful, which is to say if they work efficiently toward accomplishing the Mastermind's well-defined goals. Natural leaders, Masterminds are not at all eager to take command of projects or groups, preferring to stay in the background until others demonstrate their inability to lead. Once in charge, however, Masterminds are the supreme pragmatists, seeing reality as a crucible for refining their strategies for goal-directed action. In a sense, Masterminds approach reality as they would a giant chess board, always seeking strategies that have a high payoff, and always devising contingency plans in case of error or adversity. To the Mastermind, organizational structure and operational procedures are never arbitrary, never set in concrete, but are quite malleable and can be changed, improved, streamlined. In their drive for efficient action, Masterminds are the most open-minded of all the types. No idea is too far-fetched to be entertained-if it is useful. Masterminds are natural brainstormers, always open to new concepts and, in fact, aggressively seeking them. They are also alert to the consequences of applying new ideas or positions. Theories which cannot be made to work are quickly discarded by the Masterminds. On the other hand, Masterminds can be quite ruthless in implementing effective ideas, seldom counting personal cost in terms of time and energy

Taken from: http://keirsey.com/personality/ntij.html

The mess of things...

2004-10-27T17:53:15Z

Council tax, Housing, Social Security, Rent, Tax Credits, ARGH!!!! Ive really had enough. I want to be 13 again, no worries about finance... because money grows from your parents pockets :)

A shine of light through the financial problems though, the other day my boss came into my office and closed the door. Immediatly i start shitting myself. (He's the type of boss that doesn't have any facial expressions so its hard to read what he is thinking). This is how the conversation went:

Boss: "Matt, have you got a minute, id just like to have a quick word with you". I feel my pants filling up heh. He then says: "I realise that when you first joined us, you wanted to go into programming."

To which i said, rather stutteringly,

Me: "Its an ambition of mine, not that I dont enjoy working as a technician. Without meaning to be big headed, i feel very confident at programming in Visual Basic, however i still lack the skills required to work at industry standard."

Boss: "hmm, well we have a position in the programming department coming available and since you have the exact attributes we require in an employee, I think you would be more than suited to the position. Would you like that?"

I start getting paranoid at this point, wondering if he is trying to trick me into saying "I HATE DOIN TECHIE WORK!!!" or something :)

Me: "Well, im enjoying the work im doing at the moment, im learning an awful lot about the technical side of computing....." boss interrupts

Boss: " *laughs* Whatever you say isnt going to affect your position here. We value your contributions to the company and realise that you may not wish to be stuck doing the same job forever. Now we would much prefer to use your talents with the company than you getting bored and seeking employment elsewhere. So, I take it you would like to progress?"

Me: "Definatly." .... I started rambling a bit here

Boss: "Well, i have a few plans for the programming department. Should be interesting. Anyway, I'll let you get back to work"

So,...... i think the phrase "MO' MONEY, MO' MONEY, MO' MONEY" comes into play here.. heh, at least I know im doing something right :)

revpyro @ 2004-10-15T19:02:00

2004-10-15T18:02:37Z

Few comments:

Ive got a car, I hate computers and I dispise arrogant and ignorant customers :)

The day after...

2004-10-06T13:24:43Z

Ohhhh, my head hurts beyond belief. I lost count of the number of beers/cocktails/liquid that was passed to me during the night.

Yes, im now 21.... officially a 'grown up' :P

Last night was good, from what I can remember. When I try and think of a specific event all i can remember i stressing that Chicago wasnt going to be open because of the bomb explosion around the corner. Some restaurant was blown to shit the night before.. debris everywhere, quite brutal. No one injured though.... more than likely it was an insurance scam.

Anyway, yeah, im rambling because im still suffering... i'll post more later when my memory is revived :P

Thanks to everyone for last night. it means a lot :)

Illness :(

2004-09-25T12:15:27Z

Got a really annoying cough and my nose keeps running constantly. Woke up this morning feeling really really shit too :(

I hate being ill

A Quick Note

2004-09-15T13:13:37Z

Dreampt about making a power plant from human hearts grown from Stem Cells.... weird, but the concept seems sound. I'll write about it more later, also I drempt about building a bomb and attempting to blow up a suicide bomber..... strange, but yeah :)

Post more later

Wooohooo

2004-09-07T18:35:05Z

£12,000 per year for three months, when I will be under a review of my performance and possibly up for a raise.

Also, the boss wants to expand the business and take on more helpers, which means i'll be a supervisor for a group of snotty nosed, geeky students. I will warp and mould them into my own creation... muhahahaha! *ahem*.

BUT BEST OF ALL!!!!! I Get Wednesday's off!!! Which means, i can still go to Chicago Rock :)

Hi ho, hi ho, 'tis off to work i go.

2004-09-02T17:49:24Z

Managed to get myself into a job, finally. Working for a computer company near the trainstation. Heh, i said that I would work a week on a voluntary basis so that I can get a feel for the job and that they can see what I can do.

Just finished my first day.... im mentally exhausted, my feet are killing me, im going crosseyed from staring at a monitor for too long and I HATE COMPUTERS!! Its only when you're in the profession do you truely understand how annoying computers really are. So anyway, first job, manually remove a virus from someone's PC... diving straight into the nitty-gritty. No sweat though, software is my thing and it only took me an hour to fully remove it from the system (Long time? Did i mention that i had to 'manually' remove it... Norton couldnt remove it).

Yeah, next was a PC that only started up when it felt like it. All other times it just gave no signal to the monitor... *sighs* and here is where I spent the rest of my day. Testing each and every part of the PC, replacing items, fiddling with wires. Finally got it narrowed down to the power supply (it was a 200w PSU in a machine typically containing a 400w). So yeah, replaced it with a 300w... nothing worked. The power supply was fine, the motherboard and all peripherals got power, but nothing to the monitor. The graphics card was fine... *shrugs* I hate computers :)

Goin for a coffee and some food and relax :)

Stolen from Tyr

2004-09-01T16:31:21Z

1. Name- You can call me Pyro (Paranoia, im not putting my real name here)
2. Birthday- October 5th, 1983

3. Age- 20 (21 in just over a month heh)
4. How old do you look? Smoking and having a kid has aged me.. I feel about 70 heh.
5. How old do you act? Depends what the situation is. When im out im immature 'cause its nice to let my hair down, however I have a very strict business regiem and a very stern and seriously mature attitude. Definatly when there is money involved :)
6. What's the last song you sang/played? Played: Beethoven - Fur Elise, Sung: That song that goes: Do do doooo do dood dahhh, you know :P

7. What did you do yesterday? Work mostly, research for new top secret project, then got drunk at Chicago
8. Today? Got myself a job with MSA doing Media Troublshooting (i dont know)
9. What are your plans for the weekend? R&R
10. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed? Closed. Always. More sensual that way.
11. Sexiest thing about the opposite sex? Legs :) Im a leg man
12. Do you sing in the shower? Nope, in and out, time is money
13. When was the last time you cried? No idea, i rarely cry. (im not a hardass, see previous posts as to why)
15. Are you in love with someone who doesn't know it? Nope
16. Have you ever said "I love you" to someone and meant it? Whats the point in saying it if i dont mean it? Silly question *Slaps it with a glove*
17. Does anything on your body itch right now? A flea bite that I got whilst at Treacles... damn cats!

18. What color is the carpet in your bed room? Beige, yep, corporate beige.. how sad am i :)
19. Have you ever had a member of the opposite sex in your bed room? For what? Sex = No. But plenty of people have been in my bedroom
20. Who is the sexiest man alive? Sexiest man? hah, me of course :P Seriously, i dunno, i dont look at men that way.
21. If your house was on fire and you could only save one item what would you save? Besides my family? My computer and work
22. Who is/are your best friend/s? Jesus is everyones friend... lol. Ste, Treacle, Sam, etc.
23. Who is the next person you'll buy a birthday gift for? Rachael, Sams step-sister
24. What's your favorite number? 7,563,234,157,234.00 (or whatever the number was that the Acumen program gave us lol - see previous posts)
25. Have you ever gotten detention? Too much, even nearly got expelled.
26. Where is your favorite place to go on vacation? That would be telling... its my 'special place'.
27. What's your favorite animal? An African Grey (Parrot).

28. Do you like playing truth or dare? Pah! silly childrens games. I prefered playing 'spin the bottle' anyway :)
29. How many times a week do you bathe? once a day, however sometime i miss a day due to my schedule.
31. Do you have a boy/girl friend? Yes, thankyou.
32. A crush? Nope
33. Who is the person who knows the most about you? Sam
34. What's your deepest darkest secret? I have none that I wish to divulge here.

36. Saddest movie? Empire of the Sun

37. Scariest movie? Ive yet to find one that is truely disturbing.
38. Last movie you saw at a theater? M. Night. Shyalaman's "The Village"
39. When's the last time you rode a bike? heh, I cant remember its that long
40. Who is the last person who asked for your digits? I dont understand the question
41. What's it like outside? Still light
42. What is the first thing you do in the morning? Coffee and a Cigarette
43. What do you wear to work? Shirt, Tie, Suit, general smart clothes
44. Can you touch your toes without bending your knees? I wish

Stolen from Tyr

2004-09-01T16:30:20Z

The joys of programming.... [/sarcasm]

2004-08-28T08:32:12Z

Two and a half hours.... may not seem like much, but Two and a half hours sat in an empty office with the assistant manager getting more and more pissed off at how long you are taking.

Created a database system for some IFA company a month ago however it was a fairly rushed project and there was a few major bugs which needed fixing so we had to install a new version. We get there, everything goes fine, install it, run it, works perfectly (or so it seemed) when i realised that part of the debugging code (the stuff i wrote in to make sure everything works) was still in. Ummmm, time to rebuilt the project. Try again, install it, and the damn menu bar pops up with "DEMO" or "NOT REGISTERED" or some shit... grinding my teeth, we try again, install it, works fine... go to show the management reports, program stops responding....... realise that because one single line of code is missing the program wont function. Cue boiling point...

Anyway, finally fix it, program runs, and the report screws up. Instead of giving an output of the total mortgage values, it spurts out a random number: 7,956,584,264,923.00 7 TRILLION!!!?!??!??!?

Ok, so we pack up and leave quickly..... they're getting another update next week sometime heh.

I love it in a chaotic kind of way. Hours spent sat infront of a machine, typing incomprehensible garbage onto the screen and running it.... lovely, works fine, not a problem in the world, then you go to install it at the clients place and everything that could go wrong does.

So yeah, the joys of programing... :)

Dark Age of Wythia

2004-08-22T14:41:17Z

Please click this link: http://www.darkageofwythia.com/linkconfigure.php?link=4044152

I know, its one of those silly "click the link and you give the character x amount of whatever RPG games" but still...... pleeeeease click it :P

revpyro @ 2004-08-19T16:52:00

2004-08-19T15:52:28Z

And now.... im happy again..

This really is weird. I have been depressed many times in the past, but lately my emotions are so fucked up its untrue. Up, down, up, down, up, down. Bah.

Ive applied for three more jobs. One is an "IT Trainee" position. If i get that I will be trained in a HNC IT engineering course as well as MCSE... only £9,000 per year but that would be a sweet ass position. Another one which im really unsure of is "Trainee EPOS System Engineer". I know that EPOS is short for Elecrtonic Point Of Sale, but apart from that im unsure what the job wants from me. "I will be assisting the team leader in all configurations, installations, support and training in hospitably and retail units regionally and nationally"..... hell, if it means i get a job i'd work on Mars. And finally, ive re-applied for the same job for a third time (they have still got it listed and when i asked the woman, she said "Send us your CV"... so *shrugs*. Marketing Database Administrator for PC World in Bury.

Daniel has been great for getting me out of my moods lately. Usually we argue about something and toy-fight (for a 2 year old, he really is rough at times) and then thats it. Heh, for about half an hour we were arguing about my neighbours seat outside their house. Its a bench, but he insists its a chair so:

Me: "Its a bench!!"
Dan: "A Chair!!"
Me: "Its a bench!!"
Dan: "A Chair!!"
Me: "Its a bench!!"
Dan: "A Chair!!"

over and over and over heh... Sam must be tearing her hair out :)

Loved the storm yesterday.... all up until the point i stuck my head out the window and the lightning must have hit a house (or the TV arial) out the back. All i saw was this flash of light, and three consecutive explosion sounds. I was deaf for a good few minutes, nicely shook up and buzzing!! I love storms :)

revpyro @ 2004-08-19T11:38:00

2004-08-19T10:39:21Z

I need a job :(

I'll update more later... my mind is a mess lately

revpyro @ 2004-06-29T22:37:00

2004-06-29T21:38:28Z

SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

revpyro @ 2004-06-26T10:45:00

2004-06-26T09:46:16Z

Eek!! Its been a while since I posted here... lets see if i can sum up everything thats happened recently heh.

I passed my driving test!!! Finally, third time of trying I now have my full UK drivers licence.. all i need now is a car to drive and a spare couple of grand to insure the damn thing, tax it, MOT, petrol, stereo, and fluffy dice :)

Ive been waiting now for 2 whole months for my landlord to sort out my roof. During the bad storms we had ages ago, some slates came loose from my roof leaving a gaping hole. Luckily there hasnt been much rain this summer, however this week has seen quite a bad downpour and it started to seep into my son's bedroom. Well, ive been on the phone constantly with my landlord trying to get him to get his arse into gear.... we have had to move my son's bed into our bedroom too because its that dangerous (the ceiling looks like its ready to fall down)..... hmmmmmm, do i smell.... yes it is, its the sweet smell of "COMPENSATION!!!!!".

Been working like a bitch too... finally got the programming project off the ground and installed (a few minor glitches, but everything works heh). I hope that this job has a good future because its a nice step onto the ladder, however I must say, my rational mind is telling me to be careful, get a second job... yet my ambition is telling me: "Dont fuck this up. This is an opportunity and these things only come once in life". *shrugs* im sure i'll manage to pull something off heh. That £2,000,000 property and the luxury sports car is coming ever closer heh. (Yes, im materialistic, so what... enjoy it while im alive, ive earned it heh).

Oh, and one more thing: ENGLAND WAS ROBBED!!! We should have won 2 - 1

revpyro @ 2004-06-04T18:54:00

2004-06-04T17:54:31Z

Stolen from chandraleila :P

× • I N F O R M A T I O N • × •

Name: Matt

Sex: Male

Birthday: October 5th

Sign: Libra

Siblings: Step brother and sister

Hair color: A kinda dirty blonde colour.

Eye color: Light(pale?) Blue

Height: 5'11"

• × • R E L A T I O N S H I P S • × •

Who are your best friends?: Ummm, the post of best friend does exist with
me. If prefer equality and no favouritism.

• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •

Where is your favorite place to shop: A place with little crowds and no
feckers who just go to shops purposly to stand in my way, chat for hours and
ignore my requests to "GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY!". Im an angry shopper :P

• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •

Do you do drugs?: Alcohol, Tobacco, Marijuana

What kind of shampoo do you use?: Whatever's closest at hand :)

What are you most scared of?: Bees, Wasps, Hornets, anything that buzzes
and has a sting.

What are you listening to right now? The drone of a Hairdryer over "Audioslave
- Show Me How To Live"

Who is the last person that called you?: On the phone? Probably Bender.
People rarely call me since im almost always reachable online.

Where do you want to get married?: Somewhere near a cheap pub :). Only
joking, i want a big wedding, lots of fuss, but i'd settle for registry office.
At the end of the day, i dont need a piece of paper and ring to show how much I
love someone. Marriage is a tax scam.

How many buddies are online right now? Who are they?: God i dont know,
cant be arsed counting. Lots

What would you change about yourself?: My confidence is seeping away, i
would be more confident in everything.

• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •

Color: Anything but green.

Food: Im a fussy eater

Boys names: Archibald Bumsniffer The Third or Biggus Dickus

Girls names: Lady Fanny Magnet... i dunno, these are stupid Qs

Subjects in school: Science, IT, Maths (im a geek cant you
tell :P)

Animals: Bats, Panthers, LLAMA (strange camel wannabe creatures)!!!!! :P

• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •

Given anyone a bath? Does my son count?

Smoked?: Constantly, unfortunatly

Bungee jumped?: Not in this lifetime

Made yourself throw up?: Yeah, but only because I was choking at the time
and i wouldve probably died otherwise.

Skinny dipped?: Heh, see the reference to confidence

Ever been in love?: Yes

Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? Used to in school to get out of
a bollocing, however lately I find it increasingly difficult to cry, even when
im really upset. No tears come. :(

Pictured your crush naked?: heh, totally and more :P

Cried when someone died?: With people, I feel their hurt and loss and
wish there was something I could do, but like I said, i rarely cry.

Lied: White lies and sarcasm unless absolutly necessary for a greater
good.

Fallen for your best friend?: - I dont have 'best' friends

Been rejected?: lol, godknows how many times. I gave up bothering for a
while

Rejected someone?: Not that I can remember

Used someone?: Only enemies, and usually only to accomplish something I
couldnt do by myself.

Done something you regret?: Lots of things

• × • C U R R E N T • × •

Clothes: Grey Umbro sports t-shirt (only thing that clean and half-decent),
blue jeans.

Music: Just switched to Bryan Adams for some reason... urgh!

Make-up: Not anymore but i used to paint my nails black.

Annoyance: heh, I could go for days stating everything, and I used to be
so laid back. Im turning into a grumpy old man already :)

Smell: dunno, I have a bad sense of smell

Desktop picture: An apocolyptic sunset over an ocean

Book you're reading: Michael Crichton - Timeline. Just
finished reading the "His Dark Materials" series. F0ckin ace! cant wait for the
films

DVD in player: Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King

• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •

Hugged: Daniel

You imed: Dunno, lol, no one yet today.

You yelled at: Daniel when he started his "No!" routine to everything :P

You kissed: Sam

• × • A R E | Y O U • × •

Understanding: I try to see both sides of an arguement before making a
decision, however I also try to stay out of matters that do not directly affect
me. I dont like being forced to take sides.

Open-minded: Kind of, however in certain things its nice to have proof,
however I do have faith.

Arrogant: I try not to be, however I may come across as arrogant whilst
being sarcastic.

Insecure: Sometimes, mostly paranoia though.

Random: I can do and say some very random things. Spontanousness is part
of my humour whether you get it or not :P

Hungry: Nope, just had brekkie

Smart: Smartly attired? lol. Smart as in intelligent, then yes probably

Moody: Quite.

Hard working: I hate leaving things unfinished, and things that
seem impossible I find it hard to let go and admit defeat.

Organized: To a point, however one can become TOO organised where it
dominates their life. I am not like that.

Healthy: I wish, need to stop smoking

Shy: Sometimes, I hate those uncomfortable silences where I dont know
what to do or say

Difficult: I dont know, maybe. Depends

Attractive: In my own freakish way probably :)

Bored easily: Yes

Responsible: Sometimes, however immaturity is a nice break from
responsibility. Id go more insane otherwise :)

Obsessed: Sometimes

Angry: heh, sometimes :P

Sad: I have my ups and downs

Happy: Sometimes. Get the picture.. i fluctuate depending on situation
and mood

Hyper: heh, definatly, sometimes

Trusting: People confide in me, so yes i guess.

• × • W H O | D O | Y O U | W A N N A • × •

Kill?: Pointless ignorant idiots who contribute nothing but suffering for
civilisations.

Slap: hmmmm, shall i form a list? :)

Get really wasted with?: People who understand my
humour

Get high with: Nick (treacle) definatly

Talk to offline: Anyone

Talk to online: Anyone

Sex it up with: ?????

• × • R A N D O M • × •

In the morning I am: Grumpy

Love is: "A method created by bank managers to make us all overdrawn" -
A.J. Rimmer (Red Dwarf)

Sexual preference: Hetro all the way, yes im boring :P

What do you notice first in the sex you're into: the sex im into?
Personality definatly, and im not just being cheesy, I can almost decide
straight away whether im going to like someone or not just off their actions and
body language.

• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • × •

Coke or Pepsi: Coke (but i prefer Coffee heh)

Flowers or candy: Neither

Tall or short: Medium!! Too tall, and you bang your head on low ceiling
and have the problem of being clumsy, too small and you get asked for ID
everytime at the pub.

• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •

Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to im you?:
errr, no.

Have conversations: With people who are able to give opinions back. I
hate people who just nod politely and contribute nothing.

Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: I have wondered, however
going off all the troubles women have, im glad I was born a male

Wish you were younger: 20 is old!!!

Cry because someone said something to you?: I would usually say something
witty back to them or just scowl and plot revenge.

• × • N U M B E R • × •

Of guys I've kissed: ummm, dunno. Lots when ive been drunk probably :P

Of girls I've kissed: 7 i think, but once again, when drunk that could be
more

Of CD's I own: Lots

Of scars on my body: Biggest one caused by a stupid fight with Frosty :)

Of things that I regret: I dont know how to answer, i suppose i do
regret, but i do not dwell on them, I move on and learn from the experience

• × • Y O U R | T H O U G H T S • × •

I know: stuff

I want: stuff

I have: no stuff

I wish: I had stuff

I hate: Bush, Blair, other general world idiots... erm, i mean Leaders

I fear: No one! heh

I hear: The trees outside in the field rustiling in the wind, and the
sound of Sam filling buckets of water to water her plants

I search: for my keys everyday. Dont you hate it right, you put them
down, you know where they are, then you come back, they're gone. Where the fuck
are my keys????? :P (seriously, i search for knowledge and wisdom)

I wonder: what the world would be like if I was in charge heh. Free
"Lego" and manditory bouncy castles for all!!

Sleep Survey

2004-06-04T11:01:14Z

1.What is your favorite sleeping position in bed? Well, i start off on my back with my arms by my side or across my chest, i usually end up on my front though when i wake up :)

2. Do you prefer music to sleep to or just silence? I went through a period where I couldnt sleep unless there was a noise in the background, however I have gotten used to it being silent now when I sleep... Truth is though, if im tired, i will sleep anywhere in whatever condition :P

3. If you prefer music....what is playing? I prefer to listen to Euphoric music when sleeping. Sacred Spirit is a favourite, Enigma another.

4. Are you a sound sleeper or a light sleeper? A nuclear blast wouldnt wake me up :P

5. Do you sleep in the middle of the bed or on a specific side? I share a bed so i have my own side :)

6. Do you move when you sleep or hardly stir? I used to move a lot, but its subsided now. I found that I move a lot when ive had an intense dream usually.

7. Is it difficult to sleep alone or do you enjoy it? Well, I love the extra space, but aside from that, its lonely in a big bed on my own.

8. How many pillows are on your bed that you use? Two, sometimes one or even none.

9. What sheets do you prefer? ummm, sheets that cover me.. ? I dont care. I love my duvet :)

10. How many hours do you devote to a full nights sleep for you? As little as possible, time is money :) I'll sleep when im dead. J/k. I can go anything between 1 hour to 14 hours depending on how tired/busy i am.

11. Do your pets sleep on the bed with you if you have them? No, there is barely enough room for my fat ass on the bed without having an animal share it too heh

12. What do you like to do in bed besides sleep? Build a fort, trampoline, come on... seriously heh. Sex and sleep, thats all its for :)

13. Do you take a drink with you to bed? Horrible dry mouth in the morning, almost always have a drink with me

14. At what time do you usually awaken? Usually when daniel wakes me up :)

15. What kind of bed do you sleep on? A 'Silentnight' matress in a double bed. Need to get a new one.

16. What is your dream bed? A big ass bed that fills the room and very very sturdy so i can play 'trampoline'! :)

17. Do you sleep clothed or unclothed? Usually in my boxer-shorts (underwear for americans heh). During summer i sleep naked

18. If you sleep clothed, what do you wear and why? See Above

19. If you sleep unclothed, why? Ditto :P

20. Where is your bed located in your room? Umm, difficult to answer this. Kinda centre room but against a wall, facing the window.

21. If you could sleep with anyone, who would it be and why? Anyone who does snore, or wouldnt wake me to inform me that im snoring :P

revpyro @ 2004-06-01T22:59:00

2004-06-01T22:00:02Z

OMG!!!!!!!: http://go-l.com/desktops/machl38/features/index.htm - Mach 3.8 Personal SuperComputer

Dear Santa,

Ive been a good boy this year and for xmas i want whats mentioned in the above link :P

revpyro @ 2004-05-30T12:28:00

2004-05-30T11:29:25Z

Nothing much to report really.

Been busy doing programming (exciting heh), and chilling out with family and friends.

Favourite song of the moment has to be: Obie Trice - Got Some Teeth. Heard it on Viva La Bam the other night and ive been humming it non-stop :)

I know i rarely post in my LJ nowadays, i mainly post to communities, etc, basically cant be bothered to put down into words what happened, plus everything has been quiet and normal lately :)

Well, i hope something unusual happens soon so i have something to write about :)

*poses gangsta rap style*

"And this is my favorite song
Now sing along when the DJ throws it on
And if I leave here tonight and I fall asleep
And wake up, [*sound of water dropping*], hopefully she got some teeth"